Santifa, as in “There is no Santifa Clause” (stealing Marx Brothers “no sanity clause”)
Meh.
I did like "antifart" that some FReeQ coined the other day. It has a certain simple, low-brow humor, which is all those soi-boys/lesbians deserve.
Don't make 'em think (they can't). Just piss 'em off.
Your opponent determines the gung fu style you choose..
~~~ Bag Tzu
Bagster