That's exactly what I would do if I were the Derp State. And make sure they have hitler haircuts, suspenders, and Doc Martins.
I bet you're right.
Bagster
Hey, dude. Watch out with your Doc Martin shaming. I have 2 pairs.
And, FWIW, dudes in Scotland wear them with their kilts.
Doc Martins are too cool for DS Q poseurs.