Posted on 08/04/2018 6:58:51 AM PDT by Simon Green
Edited on 08/04/2018 12:52:43 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
Prosecutors say an Arkansas teenager who's not a pilot has been charged with trying to steal an American Eagle passenger jet from Texarkana Regional Airport to fly to an out-of-state rap concert.
Miller County jail records show Zemarcuis Devon Scott, 18, of Texarkana was held Wednesday on commercial burglary and attempted theft of property charges.
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“Also, you can hack into any computer in under 5 minutes just by typing some stuff. Likewise, jumping 20 to 30 feet from one building to another is actually very easy..”
Exactly. I must have seen the same movies! I also know that I can pretty easily get away from people who are shooting at me with fully automatic weapons - just by running fast..
Good one. Let’s hope the jail isn’t too close to an airport.
His bond was set at $25,000.
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I thought it would have been higher considering he’s a huge flight risk.
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LOL — Definitely a flight risk.
Bad starter culture, inbreeding, and substance abuse has finally perfected the human turnip.
“But Officer, I thought it was just like driving a car!”
That’s an additional scary part. Think about all the people who drive on the roads with you..
Don’t forget that all computers have 1980’s-vintage GUI’s, and have slow-moving progress bars when copying or deleting files.
What up, Z?
Just an aspiring rap singer fan. How else was he expected to get to the concert - on a Greyhound bus?
Hmmmmm. Small details . . .
He is a good boy - wants to study Aeronautical Engineering when he graduates from Middle School.
“He was about to start college. He was turning his life around. He’d earlier helped an old lady across a street....”
“...hijacking a Greyhound...”
He’d never get the saddle on.
From this stunt, I doubt that. This "teen" was most assuredly flying.
Thought he could use an instant phone app to fly a passenger jet? (AKA The Matrix) Not yet you can’t. Ha.
And if a car sideswipes a parked vehicle, it will launch 10 feet in the air, flip over, and explode into flames before hitting the ground. I know this is true because I’ve seen a few episodes of “The A-Team.”
Well, at least Zemarcuis has demonstrated he has the credentials to be a Demonicrat candidate for some major political office.
“I thought it would have been higher considering he’s a huge flight risk. “
Nah, if he was a real flight risk he would have been able to start the stupid aircraft.
And if you shoot a cowboy or an Indian riding a horse, the horse falls down.
Don Corleone wrote:
Darwin award contestant?
“Two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity.”
Albert Einstein
He might have had more success just hijacking a Greyhound...
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