Whew! For a minute there I thought we’d get some poetry.
“Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” is a poem by Grunthos the Flatulent.
During a reading of the poem, 4 of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception.