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I don't think I've ever seen a finer example of the dictum:
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull****."
I've not seen that much cow flop in one place since my last trip through the feedlot.
Is that from an alternate universe??? I can imagine, in this universe, them having to breath into a paper bag while coming up with that to recover from the gales of laughter.
No barf bag warning?