Know that the corruption that you are about to unravel is not the fault of any one person. The pervasive systems of evil being unveiled and dismantled here have pitted us against one another since before your birth. Be strong, stand together, and stay united. We are with you. Together we are unstoppable! United we are invincible!
Show no fear, as now is the time for We The People to make our final stand in this battle between good and evil! Love shall prevail!
May your thoughts be clear, your wits be sharp, and your heart be strong. For in this digital age, the mind is the battlefield, and it can be your strongest ally or the greatest enemy.
The chan nerds are our patriotic brothers. Our allies in this war we fight.
I wish we could link to them. They may be rowdy (like some of us) but their hearts are pure and their resolution strong. And they are with us. They are with America. With the young, rests the hope of our future.
I, for one, support them. I know our Mother of Dragons supports you. You have done very well with your welcome page, nerds. The normies will love it. It looks very easy to use, not like your normal page.
And it, like me, is very pretty to behold.
Where we go one, we go all.
Bagster