Yup, once he discovers Chez Paree, he will never leave Montreal!
When I got my green card (ALL canadians who immigrate to the US HAVE to interview, grab their green cards at the Montreal US Consulate), I went to the famous Club Super Sexe and some member of the Canadiens, the Hells Angels and Cirque du Soleil were in the club LOl. If Johnny went there, he might take up residency in the club. Man, great times..