I like the color red and I am happy to have it associated with the GOP.

and Trabant Blue
I like pink but that color is taken. I like green but that color is taken. I like black but that color is definitely taken. I like rainbows but that is out of the question. Yellow is cool but you will be called a fool. orange is neat but you will be a freak. I’d wear white but I’m not a knight. Since all the colors are taken I think I’ll just go wear whatever the #%^& I want!