To give the former mayor of Seattle (you know, the one who got ousted over raping little boys) some credit, at least he was right to denounce the Lenin statue and demand for its removal (besides, why would he be part of American history anyway?). Too bad he also advocated for the removal of some Confederate Statues in turn.
Fifty feet of chain and an F-350 could fix that.
Back a few years ago, someone taped a small button on the downward-pointed finger on his left hand and a small electronic box a little further up his arm. They also taped a little sign next to the finger that said “Pull my finger”.
Yes...it was a fart machine. It didn’t stay there long.