[McGruff]

You know I’d never seen a bottle of hot sauce until I was stationed in Colorado. They even put it on the mess hall table next to the ketchup. Blah!

[Fightin Whitey]

I’d never seen a bottle of hot sauce

I'd never seen a bagel until grad school IN COLORADO.

After hearing all the b.s. about a bagel and lox, yada damn yada...I flipped that thing across the table like a horseshoe, straight into the garbage can.