They all started lookin’ real suspicious at him,
and he said now, just wait a minute Jim,
you know he’s lyin’ I been livin’ here all of my life.
I’m a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church,
and I ain’t even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife.
Charlie Daniels, is that you?
“You may not know it but this man is a spy
He’s a undercover agent for the FBI
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said, “Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he voted for George McGovern for President.”