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To: JockoManning
You'd best make certain it's ONLY gas.

A haiku:

Here I sit
broken-hearted
tried to s---
but only farted.

~~~Anonymous

Bagster

936 posted on 06/29/2018 2:18:13 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas.")
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To: bagster

Had the opposite problem this past week. Thankfully, found my Imodium.


1,074 posted on 06/29/2018 7:40:22 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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To: bagster

Ha! I saw that poem on a bathroom stall in 3rd grade, and remember it to this day. I see our level of humor has not matured.


1,155 posted on 06/29/2018 9:23:15 AM PDT by Defiant (I may be deplorable, but I'm not getting in that basket.)
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