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To: bagster; All
What do you do with a elephant with three balls??


A: You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.....
486 posted on 06/21/2018 4:49:33 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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To: musicman
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?

A: You don't. You get down off a duck.

Part 2;

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Bagster

538 posted on 06/21/2018 6:15:27 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas.")
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