Posted on 06/17/2018 6:03:15 PM PDT by EdnaMode
In the not too distant future, you could cuddle up to your cyber sex goddess - only to receive the automated response saying she has a head ache.
Love robots have been invented with the intelligence to go on strike - and shut down completely if pestered when not in the mood.
Sexbot Samantha's ability to say "no" was demonstrated to an audience of stunned academics at one of the UK's leading science villages.
The robot has sensors hidden under her skin, so she can respond to affection like a real-life human.
But she also has a revolutionary electronic brain which puts her in charge in the bedroom.
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
I kind of thought the whole appeal of the sex bot is that they are a sure thing.
The robot is still cheaper, though.
That’s what I was thinking. If you are depraved enough to get a sex-bot, you don’t want to put up with that crap!
ELO - 2095, Yours Truly
2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly...
I sent a message to another time
But as the days unwind, this I just can’t believe
I sent a note across another plane
Maybe it’s all a game, but this I just can’t conceive
Can you hear me?
I drive the very latest hovercar
I don’t know where you are
But I miss you so much till then
I met someone who looks a lot like you
She does the things you do
But she is an IBM
2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly...
Shes only programmed to be very nice
But she’s as cold as ice
Whenever I get too near
She tells me that she likes me very much
But when I try to touch
She makes it all too clear
She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart of stone
She has an i.q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
And she’s also a telephone
2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly...
[Chorus]:
Is that what you want? (is it what you want? )
Is it what you really want? (is it what you really want? )
Is that what you want? (is it what you want? )
Is it what you really want?
I realize that it must seem so strange
That time has rearranged
But time has the final word
She knows I think of you, she reads my mind
She tries to be unkind
She knows nothing of our world
Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: is that what you want?
Maybe one day I’ll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
Til then, I’ll leave her alone
“Whoever is in charge of marketing should be fired immediately.”
I’m blaming the engineers that built the thing, and a lack of communication.
“Okay - I know we told you that the customers are looking for a more real-life version, but....”
If you catch your sex robot making love to the mailman, do you
(a) return the sex robot to store?
(b) ask mailman to pay one month’s instalment on credit card charges?
(c) kick the mailman out and keep going?
(d) see if it wants a three-way?
I just don’t know.
Men are from Mars, Robots are from Mercury
Women don’t even want a lifesized fake man!
I think a mailman “using” your sex robot is vandalism. Also, not sure he is allowed to pleasure himself while en route. Though some guys will probably want to share a beer with the mailman and discuss the latest sex robot hardware and software afterward.
So you’ve met my ex. /sarc
So much for long lines at the store. The manufacturers do know that the original product already does this? Thanks EdnaMode.
Not being in the mood=that crap. I don’t know why but that made me lol.
If it’s a machine you purchased you should be able to do whatever you want with it. It will be considered inanimate object..... right? This is really creepy territory if you ask me. Opening up a whole can of nasty mental health and disorders and social disfunction in future generations. Yikes.
DANG!
Ummm, these just might be ‘rape’ dolls...
No harm, no foul.
These are rape dolls...
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