[a little elbow grease]

"The main reason we have to finish 18 holes of golf is because it took a Scotsman 18 shots of Scotch to finish up the bottle. This is the main reason we play 18 holes of Golf."

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Not to paraphrase the great Cub Ernie Banks, but:

Let's play 36.

[TheConservativeTejano]

Partner, that sounds great! I was a big fan of Ernie Banks. He is one who truly loved the game of baseball.

I have played with guys who brought (2) Fifths of fine whiskey to play 18 holes of golf and we played with our Boss.

He did not drink and after playing 18, it felt like we played 36 holes. We got so "#@$$ Faced" and my boss did not even drink at all.

He never played a round of Golf with us after that fiasco.