Now can we get to the perp walks and the rest that we have been waiting for so patiently? I hope they arrest so many that they run out of cuffs and have to use baling wire.
Maybe she's so ugly they use her face to make gorilla cookies.
p.s. Dude. You had a whole paragraph until I checked the thread and saw KitJ's 8chan report. I had to do some fast editing. :)
I did like your theory, though. Still don't kill my overall theory.
Bagster