[I want the USA back]

So, what will it be called: Muzz air? Shari air? Ramadair? Allahu air? Akhbar air? Death air? Infidel air? Halal air? You-fly-you-die?

Sounds like a fun airline. Toilet on casters so it always faces away from mecca. Attendants read from the koooran at takeoff. No toilet paper - use left hand. Camel urine served in first class only.

[C19fan]

Plus the plane will change course to face Mecca during the required times of prayer.

[zaxtres]

Sounds like a fun airline. Toilet on casters so it always faces away from mecca. Attendants read from the koooran at takeoff. No toilet paper - use left hand. Camel urine served in first class only.
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No toilet paper but three stones to be used by the left hand.