[Jack Black]

One was a Rod Stewart song about a ‘funk era’ singer.

Is this the song you mean? Bette Davis Eyes

According to Wikipedia the biggest hit of 1981. Apparently it's about "Bette" despite the pronunciation is "Betty".

And it's easy to confuse Kim Carnes with Rod Stewart, if you are listening. (If you are watching, not so much).

[dfwgator]

That is the absolute worst song, ever.

It should be banned as a violation of The Geneva Convention.