There have been fairly frequent articles about urine soaked seats on airplanes. Sure glad I no longeruse them to fly anywhere. If I can’t reach the destination by car, I don’t make the trip.
Can you crap standing up?
Thus making membership in the “Mile-High Club” that much more difficult...
Even though I’ve got lifetime Gold status on AA with various perks, I’ve found Delta has a much better product with United slightly better. Of particular note are the generally surly AA flight attendants.
Why not? The new seating trend is to make economy passengers stand up.
Maybe this is to prevent the emotional support animals from using them.
Oh, forget that. Just put a Depends on and not worry about those filthy bathrooms! I am being partially sarcastic.
Pretty soon, they’ll just nix the bathrooms altogether and integrate them into the tiny seats that are taking over airplanes.
No, thanks ... I’ll drive.
OK, the engineering department saved 3 more inches of space and I bet there are some folks in accounting that can tell you exactly how much money every inch of non-passenger space in an airplane costs.
Now what are they going to do with 3 inches? How can they make money out of reducing the size of the john. Are the seats going to get more space. Try dividing a hundred into an inch and tell me how that makes a difference to the hundred passengers who get to have that much more space.
Three more inches of space in first class? I hope those rich, over-pampered bastards choke on it.
Maybe they’ll make the liquor cabinet 3 inches wider so they can carry a few more bottles on my favorite adult beverage that keeps me calm when the wheels go up or down.
American already has the most uncomfortable seats. When my wife was making travel plans earlier this year she asked me if I had any preferences. I said, “None - as long as it’s not American.”
American Airlines shrinks bathrooms here’s your bag.