Posted on 06/01/2018 5:48:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin
A few years ago, airplane bathrooms were 34 inches wide on average.
Then they were shrunk down to 27 inches.
Now, the bathrooms aboard the new American Airlines jets will be just 24 inches wide.
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Perfect solution for when your wife nags you about putting the seat back down!!
That’s actually a brilliant design.
There is no way the he could make it out in emergency.
OK, the engineering department saved 3 more inches of space and I bet there are some folks in accounting that can tell you exactly how much money every inch of non-passenger space in an airplane costs.
Now what are they going to do with 3 inches? How can they make money out of reducing the size of the john. Are the seats going to get more space. Try dividing a hundred into an inch and tell me how that makes a difference to the hundred passengers who get to have that much more space.
Three more inches of space in first class? I hope those rich, over-pampered bastards choke on it.
Maybe they’ll make the liquor cabinet 3 inches wider so they can carry a few more bottles on my favorite adult beverage that keeps me calm when the wheels go up or down.
American already has the most uncomfortable seats. When my wife was making travel plans earlier this year she asked me if I had any preferences. I said, “None - as long as it’s not American.”
American Airlines shrinks bathrooms here’s your bag.
You are not from northeast Kansas by any chance? You might be my long-lost brother. My folks had the same coffee can trick!
Tell it to yer prostate. ;-)
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