Too bad he didn’t go with this instead ;)
I’m a white boy
But my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip
On my Wonder Bread
My face is pale
Nah, I’ve never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped?
Zero, unh
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil’s my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can’t dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name’s Lance
My grandma’s from France
So maybe I’m wack
Cause my skin ain’t black
But you can’t talk smack
Cause whitey just struck back