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Police intervene when PIG follows man home from northeast Ohio train station
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Posted on 05/21/2018 7:53:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
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A Man Who Boozes
An Irish Poem of Unknown Origin
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It was a year ago, September
a day I well remember
I was walking up and down
in drunken pride
when my knees began to flutter
and I fell down in the gutter
and a pig came by and lay down by my side
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As I lay there in the gutter
thinking thoughts I could not utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
by the company he chooses..."
And with that, the pig got up and walked away
To: Red Badger
And what did they find? You guessed it: a pig following the sober man. Was the pig drunk?
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posted on
05/21/2018 7:55:58 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/21/2018 7:57:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Ads for Chappaquiddick warn of scenes of tobacco use. What about the hazards of drunk driving?)
To: Red Badger
LOL
That was a security pig. He was making sure the man got home safe.
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:00:26 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Red Badger
"...you can a man who boozes, by the company he chooses, and the little pig got up and walked away..."
Hilarious little poem/song to share. On-On!
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:02 AM PDT
by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: Red Badger
so.... now even pigs are being singled out...????
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:33 AM PDT
by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
To: Red Badger
When police arrested the pig, it exclaimed:
“Soooooooeeeyy!!! Another man done gone”
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:39 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:12:38 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(When words can mean anything, they can also mean nothing.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
We actually went to see that movie...................
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:18:22 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: DannyTN
Kind of reminds me of Dangerous Dan McGrew.
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:19:13 AM PDT
by
JohnnyP
(Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
To: Red Badger
“You’d have thought we would have learned our lesson after the kangaroo incident.”
A kangaroo and a pig walked into a bar......
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:28:28 AM PDT
by
Varda
To: JohnnyP
It was supposed to remind you of Marie Laveau.
And now thatI’ve read the lyrics to Dangerous Dan McGrew, how to forget them???
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:28:50 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: rjsimmon
Reminds me of the live PD episode a few months back wherein someone called because they had a pig in their yard, in Pasco Cty Florida. The caller eventually adopted it as a pet I wonder how the pig is doing now, it was a cute episode.
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:34:55 AM PDT
by
Mouton
(The MSM is a clear and present danger to the republic.)
To: Red Badger
I sent this to a couple of pig hunters and told them to go a friendly bar instead of the woods to get their pigs.
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:39:38 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Democrats aWare having trouble with their MAMA campaign, (Make America Mexico Again), versus MAGA!)
To: Red Badger
Was it the WPIG pig?
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:41:29 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Red Badger
Maybe he was carrying truffles in his pockets.
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:47:26 AM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
("Progressivism" is as every kind of evil: it can never create, only corrupt and destroy.)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:56:36 AM PDT
by
JohnnyP
(Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
To: DannyTN
Ooh, Voodoo, no thank you. :)
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posted on
05/21/2018 8:58:14 AM PDT
by
JohnnyP
(Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
To: rjsimmon
I’ve long suspected that Hooterville was in Ohio.
To: Red Badger
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...
A piiig
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posted on
05/21/2018 9:06:54 AM PDT
by
Bob434
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