"It doesn't work if the cops know who she is."
Posted on 05/20/2018 3:19:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin
The North Ridgeville Police Department said they received the call at 5:26 a.m. Saturday morning. Upon arrival, they discovered the man, who was totally sober but still being followed by the pig near the city's Amtrak station.
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"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the department said in a Facebook post.
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A department near us posted on Twitter a few weeks ago, that they had found a small pig wandering the streets and they were seeking it’s owner.
I texted a friend who lives near there to see if one of his kids 4H pigs escaped.
He saw the tweet and was temped to claim the pig...for meat.
I only clicked the thread for picture of pig in police car.
"It doesn't work if the cops know who she is."
Arnold Ziffel was the most fantastical character in TV history.
Closest IMHO was Ed Grimley (who although nowhere near as smart as Arnold, had very weird adventures).
Some questions come to mind:
1. Where was he coming from, and could it possibly have been a market?
2. If he stayed home, this would not have happened.
3. Did he perchance eat roast beef?
4. Finally, did he say "Weee WEEE WEEEEEEEE!" all the way home?
Pigs are intelligent animals and do make good pets believe it or not.
Yes, but who could ever forget Jiminy Glick?
What an imagination Martin Short had!
“the man, who was totally sober but still being followed by the pig “
Sounds like a Laz biography!
BENJAMIN HAPGOOD BURT 1876-1950
ONE EVENING IN OCTOBER
One evening last October, when I was far from sober
And dragging home a load with manly pride
My feet began to stutter and I fell down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay right by my side
Then I mumbled, “It’s fair weather when good fellows get together”
Till a lady passing by was heard to say,
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away
I always liked the old guy who would say: "We used to have a little ting we called a Vaudeville." Apparently this character is named Irving Cohen. As I recall, although Martin Short has excelled in playing Jewish characters, he is not Jewish himself.
By the way, Martin Short did his impression of another Jewish character on SNL recently: Trump's doctor Arnold Bornstein.
So, Amy Schumer was stalking this guy...?
Rosie?
Ping
LOLOL!! Cute :-)
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