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Ohio man calls police on pig following him home
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| 05/20/2018
Posted on 05/20/2018 3:19:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
A department near us posted on Twitter a few weeks ago, that they had found a small pig wandering the streets and they were seeking it’s owner.
I texted a friend who lives near there to see if one of his kids 4H pigs escaped.
He saw the tweet and was temped to claim the pig...for meat.
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:11:06 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)
To: BenLurkin
I only clicked the thread for picture of pig in police car.
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:16:53 PM PDT
by
pas
To: BenLurkin
![p79](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E792000000578-390_634x726.jpg)
"It doesn't work if the cops know who she is."
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:29:07 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: Flaming Conservative; Tucker39; Kickass Conservative
Arnold Ziffel was the most fantastical character in TV history.
Closest IMHO was Ed Grimley (who although nowhere near as smart as Arnold, had very weird adventures).
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:29:43 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: BenLurkin
who was totally sober but still being followed by the pig near the city's Amtrak station... Some questions come to mind:
1. Where was he coming from, and could it possibly have been a market?
2. If he stayed home, this would not have happened.
3. Did he perchance eat roast beef?
4. Finally, did he say "Weee WEEE WEEEEEEEE!" all the way home?
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:32:51 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: BenLurkin
When former President Barack Obama was questioned on the Ziffel incident he stated: "If I ate pork my ham would look just like Zoey Ziffel."
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:33:45 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: BenLurkin
Poor Pigzilla
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:40:01 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: BenLurkin
Pigs are intelligent animals and do make good pets believe it or not.
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:40:50 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: MUDDOG
Yes, but who could ever forget Jiminy Glick?
To: Flaming Conservative
What an imagination Martin Short had!
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posted on
05/20/2018 4:44:51 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: BenLurkin
“the man, who was totally sober but still being followed by the pig “
Sounds like a Laz biography!
To: Pearls Before Swine
You must have lost your beer goggles, or it would have looked different--more attractive.
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posted on
05/20/2018 5:22:39 PM PDT
by
Oatka
(tHE)
To: BenLurkin
BENJAMIN HAPGOOD BURT 1876-1950
ONE EVENING IN OCTOBER
One evening last October, when I was far from sober
And dragging home a load with manly pride
My feet began to stutter and I fell down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay right by my side
Then I mumbled, “It’s fair weather when good fellows get together”
Till a lady passing by was heard to say,
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away
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posted on
05/20/2018 5:42:28 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: MUDDOG; Flaming Conservative
What an imagination Martin Short had! I always liked the old guy who would say: "We used to have a little ting we called a Vaudeville." Apparently this character is named Irving Cohen. As I recall, although Martin Short has excelled in playing Jewish characters, he is not Jewish himself.
By the way, Martin Short did his impression of another Jewish character on SNL recently: Trump's doctor Arnold Bornstein.
To: BenLurkin
So, Amy Schumer was stalking this guy...?
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posted on
05/20/2018 6:35:10 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lurker
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posted on
05/20/2018 7:21:30 PM PDT
by
keving
(We the government)
To: windcliff
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posted on
05/20/2018 7:24:03 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
To: BenLurkin
Pigs can be quite amorous.
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posted on
05/20/2018 8:41:51 PM PDT
by
kanawa
(Trump Loves a Great Deal)
To: C210N
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posted on
05/20/2018 8:50:22 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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