Thank Q bags for being a well reasoned (mostly) on this particular topic.
;-)
It just touched me to hear about Humblegunner laying out his mentally ill relatives on the front lawn to show them off during parades. I imagined how splendid that must be for the poor little guys, as they waved the little American flags that HG taped to their hands.
I'm a sentimental guy with a soft heart like that.