[bagster]

Thank you for the advice, Jocko.

With all due respect.....

Rejected.

Bagster

The Lesser Oracle

[JockoManning]

Not a great surprise.

You can reject all kinds of things. However, all of us, sooner or later, have to deal with the consequences of our choices. Even bags is not immune to that law of reality.

And, I have trouble believing that in your heart of hearts you are determined to be a nasty butt-face. But demanding that all kowtow to your notions of humor and thick-skinned toughness is a bit autocratic and tyrannical/authoritarian. I don't think that fits your best image of yourself, either.

[humblegunner]

Chin up, Bags.
If you need somebody to beat on who won't sob I promise
to show up periodically claiming that slob of a nutcase
Corsi is the right hand of God and that Q isn't fit to
scrub Corsi's backfat.

humblegunner

the lesser Orajel

[barbarianbabs]

Bagster is my rockbuddy!

[ROCKLOBSTER]

There was a man Bagster, an Oracle.
His talent for wit was historical.
But his hubris was great,
as he would openly state.
And his quips were quite often, metaphorical