[Melian]

Here is a capper: Clapper and Tapper in crapper. Trump gains a rapper. Bagster still dapper. Texts riddled with gappers. Media still lappers. Trump follows The Mapper. LS says Sessions not a napper. Rudy’s the new plumber’s trapper. Flynn now cleared to be a yapper. Corsi demands a wrapper. We’re still waiting for big zapper.

[txhurl]

While you bob your hair like a Flapper.

[Larry - Moe and Curly]

Trump is a scrapper that follows The Mapper.

[defconw]

I like it!

[bagster]

Ooooo Melian. That post made me have a crush on you.

Love me some Melian!!!!!!

How long did that take you to compose, out of curiosity. Funny AND relevant AND rhymes AND my name was in it for bonus points. That's not easy.

How bout these:

Cankles taps Huma with strapper.

Okay, brain freeze. That's all I got right now. Maybe more after this good good java I'm slurpin' on.

You may be planting the seeds for an awesome meme series. You should collaborate with some our graphic artists.

[STARLIT]

[bitt]

bravo!

[TruthWillWin]

Here is a capper: Clapper and Tapper in crapper. Trump gains a rapper. Bagster still dapper. Texts riddled with gappers. Media still lappers. Trump follows The Mapper. LS says Sessions not a napper. Rudy’s the new plumber’s trapper. Flynn now cleared to be a yapper. Corsi demands a wrapper. We’re still waiting for big zapper.

Wonderful!

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