[1Old Pro]

Oh and on those trips he drank beer the entire time behind the wheel. He averaged 3 or 4 beers a day!

What the heck was wrong with your Father??? Only 3-4?

[T-Bone Texan]

On camping trips, one child was deemed the navigator and the other child was deemed the bartender.

Remember around 1980 the cans that had those 2 holes you popped on them, one bigger for your mouth and one for air ingress?

They still haunt my dreams.

But for real, that Pinto took us to every National Park west of the Mississippi.

Every.
Single.
One.