[freedomlover]

Hey you’re lucky to have spark ;)

Isn’t your model the one with the Lucas intermittent headlamps?

[Fresh Wind]

Or a Lucas fuel pump that you hit with a hammer to keep it running?

[blackdog]

The Dark Overlord Lucas? Yes. I kept a spare coil, cap, bulbs, condenser, points, and fuses in my boot.

Why do British men prefer to marry large British women?

So they can push fast enough to pop the clutch when the car goes dead!