We have one for the Xfinity internet service.
People lying to each other. Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, Chicken Little. But they all gang up on the AT&T guy cause he said they could get up to 15 meg but sometimes only get 10.
They play it 10 times an hour.
I’m also struck by how wonderful so many of the products and services advertised are that the people will just randomly start dancing, they’re so pleased.
Dancing dancing dancing. Once you notice it, it will drive you nuts, too.