Those are all wonderful. Maybe the back of the shirt should be a long, long list of slogans getting smaller and smaller.
Or a slogan emitter where you click a link and it gives you a Q fortune cookie slogan. Or maybe someone with an IN at a Chinese bakery, could get Q slogans INTO real fortune cookies.
LOVE your fortune cookie idea. Seriously. I suspect there are some conservative bakers involved. I wonder how we could connect with them and offer them a list of such Q-sayings. What a great way to red-pill folks.
Maybe we could even crowd source and order a special order to hand out to our social networks and others—such fortune cookies.