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To: No_Doll_i

A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.””Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.””OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!””You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.


814 posted on 04/19/2018 3:43:37 PM PDT by missthethunder
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To: missthethunder

LOL Good one!!!


820 posted on 04/19/2018 3:44:52 PM PDT by No_Doll_i
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To: missthethunder

Now that’s funny. ROTFLMAO


927 posted on 04/19/2018 4:30:26 PM PDT by Kalam (<: The answer is 42 :>)
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To: missthethunder

LOL


929 posted on 04/19/2018 4:30:58 PM PDT by StormFlag (Drain the swamp, but don't forget the disinfectant.)
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To: missthethunder
CUTE!!! 😂😂
1,023 posted on 04/19/2018 5:10:24 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: missthethunder
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.””Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.””OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!””You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Good one.

1,560 posted on 04/19/2018 11:08:02 PM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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