When i was 14 the next door neighbors pit mix who had chased me over my fence and into the garage countless times had the misfortune to run straight into an old sharpened pitchfork( my dad had put a new handle on for exactly that purpose ) and was dead in about a minute
Owner went berserk called the cops...who reminded her she was lucky that it went that way
Your dad was done, he stuck a fork in it didn’t he?