[Billthedrill]

Sacrilege! Umpires are what makes baseball the most "human" of all the sports.

Yeah, and there's not much fun in sitting in the stands yelling "Yer mother was a fruit bat!" to a robot.

[BlueLancer]

Yeah, and there's not much fun in sitting in the stands yelling "Yer mother was a fruit bat!" to a robot.

How about "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"