[Jim Noble]

Until the Dodgers return to Brooklyn, things will never be right.

[C210N]

Don’t forget the Yankee’s selling Aaron Judge to Boston (so that they can finance a broadway play on the side).

[righttackle44]

Until the Dodgers return to Brooklyn, things will never be right.

Go from the land of twinkies, anal entry, and Kardashians back to the land of kisch, doily shops, rents up 77 per cent, an unstable fan base of gentrified (25 of the fastest gentrifying zip codes in America) and poor people to the estimated tune of more impoverished citizens than Detroit and where 40 per cent of its citizens can't afford to live there, where non-working hours are taken up with commute time not sports or recreation time, where 21,000 homeless children reside, and and where NYPD law enforcement draws more complaints than in Manhattan (meaning people aren't likely to attend games in a borough where they can't get a cop soon if they need assistance because the cops are careful what they do there), and apparently only one place in the whole dang borough to get a real egg cream.

Yeah. That would be a great place for the Dodgers to base. No it wouldn't. I'm mortified to give the Kardashians as a positive reason for the Dodgers to remain in LA, but there it is.