They first came for Confederate monuments and no one stopped them. Now, the UFO monuments are coming for them.
“LaBombard”
Appropriate name to select the spot for a UFO monument. Now, I wonder why she is changing her mind.
Relocation of the third time?
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"UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain."