Twas the night before judgment and all through the town,
Not a swamp rat was sleeping, nor were the clowns.
The IG report was ready to share,
And cries for swift justice would soon fill the air.
Nunes on the cusp of getting to know,
The names of the traitors the lowest of low;
The rats had conspired, but couldnt prevail,
Now tortured by visions of trials and jail.
The forgotten man and woman, too,
Were about to find out the extent of the coup.
And deep from the swamp there arose such a clatter,
Trumps gotta go, our lives have been shattered!
Your lives have been shattered? Ha! Look at you chumps,
Youve plotted and schemed to depose Donald Trump;
Youve tried your best with your sordid attacks,
And connived to elect Hillary to cover your tracks.
The banksters, CoC, the Uniparty Cabal,
Youve all had your chance, now youre ready to fall.
Youve been wrecking our country for many a year,
Were a service economy! Yes, thats what weve feared;
For so long weve been told its whats best for us all,
President Trump woke us up to the extent of your gall.
He promised to change the way DC was run,
He cut regulations and energy dominance begun,
Brought factories back and tax cuts for all,
Funded the military and begun building the wall.
So, pardon me please if you think your ways best,
It only helps you to feather your nest.
The mainstream media, which is a Marxists dream,
Will soon have to answer for their complicit regime;
Corrupt to the core, theyve been fulfilling their role
As fake news purveyors and internet trolls.
Little did the swamp know, Sessions team went to work,
Filing indictments aplenty, just like clockwork.
Many thanks to our patriots, to Admiral Rogers the best!
To Nunes, Grassley, Horowitz, Goodlatte, and the rest;
To Sundance and crew for the excellent work that you do,
You constantly inform us. My hats off to you!
And heres what I say as the end is in sight,
A great big MAGA to all, and to all a great night!
- Unknown
Needs its own thread so that it can be easily archived PLEASE