I would lol if were it not sad.
Government schools got us Sandy Hook, Parkland and Colombine. Where is that spotlight? Not to mention the school to prison pipeline, and the carnage in Chicago.
Yes, Public schools have bad teachers and disruptive students, however, the presence of other employees, parents and classmates provides awareness & reporting of problems/abuse.
While children are not 'owned' by the State, their wellbeing, education, health etc., in homeschooled environments should meet certain criteria and registration. JMHO