Vendome Comes Out of the Closet...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3014182/posts
Okay, Okay. I’ve come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:
In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don’t know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).
I Am A Heterosexual!
Yep, don’t be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.
I don’t find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....
I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I’m okay with that.
I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn’t be sporting, fair and besides, It’s just plain gross.
I’ll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I’ll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.
Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.
So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.
PS Laz, you are my hero but, that’s as far as our bromance will ever go.
I like hips, lips and @#4ts...
Just read the comments from my famous thread and they are still a riot...
I don’t find men attractive in any way shape or form.
That was a very interesting thread ;)