[bagster]

So are you a troll? Head of the trolls

I graduated number one with honors from the Troll Academy, class of 98.

I have chosen to use my superlative Troll gung fu for good, rather than evil. You should be grateful to have my services.

I was recruited specifically by the white hats for my special skill set and am tasked with saving America from this small corner of the information super highway.

Since you asked.

[defconw]

I knew it! :)