[Pollster1]

She filed a discrimination complaint with the Florida Commission on Human Relations. She said overweight people should be a protected class.

It's called engineering. If she's above the safe weight for the ride, then she is being protected when they keep her off. Or does this oversized snowflake (would that make her an avalanche?) think all rides should be engineered for a buffalo, even if that over-engineering triples the cost for normal, healthy people and reduces ride capacity, thus more than doubling the wait time for those who can already safely ride.

[Pox]

Or does this oversized snowflake (would that make her an avalanche?)

Thanks a bunch. Now my coworkers are looking at me strangely and wondering why I busted out laughing. :)