[Kalam]

I had a cat piss in my ear one time while I was sleeping. I didn’t know cats could fly so far.
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I have to respond to this one. (Chuckle) It brought back a memory.

While the cat I’m referring to didn’t urinate or deficate on the bed; she jumped on that bed, claws extended, while I was in it. I will never know how far she would have flown because a closet door got in the way. Interesting show, watching a cat slide down a louvered door.

[reformedliberal]

she jumped on that bed, claws extended, while I was in it. I will never know how far she would have flown because a closet door got in the way. Interesting show, watching a cat slide down a louvered door.
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My husband was standing at a drafting table, shirtless on a hot day. Cat jumped on his back. Cat went into the rafters, 20 feet up inside a converted haymow. Left piss and scratches all the way down. Whole thing took about 2 seconds.