They should use Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music instead.
May not work on those really stoned on the banned THC. Might make them stare in fascination. If they’re really wacked out, it might make them violent.
Playing non stop Bing Crosby would drive me off any beach.
I got a better idea. Ban Spring breaks altogether. Why do they need a week off anyway? At most give them a 4 day weekend at Easter weekend. I know it’s the post Christian snowflake era of pc morons of low character.