When the Lord sent down the blanket with pork ribs and bacon on it and said all he had created was good to eat, I can see no legitimate reason to even think about being other than the carnivore that I was created to be!
Besides, “How many plants had to die for your salad! The inhumanity.”
How Vegans are made; A psychological case study.
Bagster: I will listen now. After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a carrot farm in Montana. And...?
Little Jeremiah: And one morning, I just ran away.
Bagster: No "just", Jeremiah. What set you off? You started at what time?
Little Jeremiah: Early, still dark.
Bagster: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Little Jeremiah: I heard a strange noise.
Bagster: What was it?
Little Jeremiah: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Bagster: What did you do?
Little Jeremiah: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Bagster: And what did you see, Jeremiah? What did you see?
Little Jeremiah: Carrots. The carrots were screaming.
Bagster: They were slaughtering the spring carrots?
Little Jeremiah: And they were screaming.
Bagster: And you ran away?
Little Jeremiah: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their patch, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Bagster: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Little Jeremiah: Yes. I took one carrot, and I ran away as fast as I could.