Should use this incident to advertise for Flex Hose. So strong, you can rapell out of a parking garage, yet roll it up into a ball by simply turning off the water!
Posted on 03/12/2018 12:09:08 PM PDT by Morgana
HUNTINGTON, WV (WOWK) - A man has received 'significant' injuries after falling from a parking garage in Huntington.
According to Huntington Police, at around 8:15 p.m. Sunday, a man was found laying on the ground on the 700 block of 3 1/2 alley with items laying around him.
Police say that the man, identified as Christopher Sowards, of Huntington, is believed to have a fractured skull and a broken back after a fall.
Police say they believe Sowards broke into two vehicles in the parking garage across from the civic center on 3rd Avenue, and took a garden hose to rappel down the third story of the parking garage.
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I’ve watched garden hoses break by people pulling on them too hard while doing watering. Not a great idea.
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That darn explosion by those terrorists didn’t help....
Loved that show. As a kid, I had the Mannix Roll down pat.
A decent garden hose should have held his weight if he wasn’t a fat bastard...
Betcha, the stuff he stole caused him to slip and fall...
Note to self: Don’t lay carpeting in strips that can be conveniently sucked out the window.
And never, NEVER go to Nakatomi(sp?) Tower for a Christmas party.
Especially if there’s a Huey Lewis-lookin’ guy at the front security desk.
Should use this incident to advertise for Flex Hose. So strong, you can rapell out of a parking garage, yet roll it up into a ball by simply turning off the water!
That roll can come in handy if you’re even in a limo on the Grand Central Parkway.
Colt Seavers or the dumb sidekick that spent a semester at every college in America.
D- for grammar.
Apologies to all offended. I missed that in my haste and disgust and will ask mods to remove it.
Sowards has been arrested for petit larceny, destruction of property, breaking and entering into a vehicle, and possession of a controlled substance.
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Man-arrested-on-drug-charges-in-Putnam-County-416033423.html
PUTNAM COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man has been arrested on drug charges in Putnam County.
According to West Virginia State Police, Christopher Sowards, 29, is charged with possession with intent to deliver along with other possession charges.
Troopers say Sowards had meth and imitation meth along with heroin and marijuana.
Too bad he lived.
I googled his name. Homeboy seems to have a big record. Thought it sounded familiar when posted.
No sympathy from me, and he has to pay the expenses of “rescuing” him.
Oops!
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