oh noooo, it’s a tick-tock....???
It’s become completely counter-productive for any conservative news outlet to do these advance hype messages anymore. Most of us are so far beyond sick of them. Just tell us real news when it exists as it becomes available.
If it is truly important the advance hype is pointless, the importance will overwhelm and supersede anything that was said before. Of course, for the many times when they hype is only hype, we become even more tired and cynical (if that is possible).
Stop the presses!! This breaking news just in!!!!!!
Right after this commercial message