Jeff Sessions!
Discovers he is wearing one brown and one black sock!
Orders immediate investigation and seeks Congressional approval for a study to see if the appointment of a special counsel is called for.
News at 11.
Discovers he is wearing one brown and one black sock!
So...he probably has another pair just like that at home....geeeezzz
Discovers he is wearing one brown and one black sock!
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Story is that he has another pair exactly like them at home.
That's not breaking news! The breaking news is he found another pair just like it hiding in his t-shirt and underwear drawer!