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To: Darksheare; SunkenCiv; Salamander

I confess.

I did it.

I was tinkering with my Alien Footprint Faking Machine,
the one I use to do up the Crop Circles in England and
I accidentally left it on my experimental Mars Lander which
I had tethered to a fence post in the back yard.

My grandson was playing unsupervised back there and hit
the launch button. (He’s only six and gets confused with
words like “launch” and “lunch”. Evidently he thought
he’d be getting a PBJ on white bread but got a blast off
instead.)


13 posted on 03/07/2018 12:24:10 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander
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15 posted on 03/07/2018 12:28:58 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; SunkenCiv; Salamander

You know the rules, children left unsupervised in the tech area will be handed a free byakee and a nightgaunt.


18 posted on 03/07/2018 1:39:18 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: shibumi
.....tinkering with my Alien Footprint Faking Machine..


32 posted on 03/07/2018 7:45:34 AM PST by Delta 21 (Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
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