[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I guess you're right. I don't think I would have gone to the ER unless I thought my nose was broken. And instead of pressing charges -- unless she did something truly horrible -- I would say

[DesertRhino]

The best part....a broken nose just makes us men look even more appealing. She just helped him upgrade to a hotter girl who likes that “rugged and dangerous” look. He can make up any story he wants about why he has a crooked nose.