She’s crazy hot! Or is it hot crazy?
If she stopped beating her men, she’d have no trouble keeping a boyfriend. I’ll go with crazy hot.
[Note: I married in the “wife zone” on the edge of “unicorns”, but I crossed into the danger zone from time to time when I was single. That zone looks worth it from a distance, but it was a mistake every single time. As a normal guy, I learned that slowly.]